don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.
i take this shit seriously.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please dont take